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Lunar He-3 Ambient Lamp
Lunar He-3 Ambient Lamp
£19,800
Helium-3 moon-soil glow lamp; a decade of wire-free blue light.
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Jupiter Metal-Hydrogen Levitation Ring
Jupiter Metal-Hydrogen Levitation Ring
£52,000
A micro-sphere of metallic hydrogen floats and spins in the ring’s centre.
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Neptune “Diamond Rain” Earrings
Neptune “Diamond Rain” Earrings
£8,800
Natural nano-diamonds from Neptune’s high-pressure layers in an ultralight silver-palladium chain.
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Zero-G Holographic Perfume Bottle
Zero-G Holographic Perfume Bottle
£1,280
Micro-gravity-grown glass bottle with suspended spinning nebula hologram.
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Comet Nucleus Molecular Scent Brick
Comet Nucleus Molecular Scent Brick
£450
Cold-pressed brick of glycine-rich comet nucleus ice that releases a sweet primordial aroma.
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Interstellar Dust Magnetic Ink Pen
Interstellar Dust Magnetic Ink Pen
£680
Nanoscopic star-dust mixed with iron-nickel ferro-ink; strokes can be pulled into 3-D ridges with a magnet.
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Pluto Zero-Boundary Superfluid Globe
Pluto Zero-Boundary Superfluid Globe
£16,800
22Ne superfluid sealed inside a multi-vacuum crystal sphere; shake for zero-G waves.
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Mercury Orbital Thermal Mug
Mercury Orbital Thermal Mug
£960
Dual-wall Ti-ceramic mug reveals Mercury’s scarps when hot drink is poured.
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Saturn Ring Rotating Umbrella
Saturn Ring Rotating Umbrella
£2,580
Transparent ring containing genuine Saturn ring ice rotates around the canopy.
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M-type Asteroid Iridium Core Pen
M-type Asteroid Iridium Core Pen
£4,200
Iridium rod nib writes silver-bright lines that never wear out.
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Solar-Wind 49Ti Spectral Tuning Fork
Solar-Wind 49Ti Spectral Tuning Fork
£1,380
49Ti alloy from solar-wind capture rings with a pure 528 Hz resonance.
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Titan Methane Pearl Necklace
Titan Methane Pearl Necklace
£3,200
Low-temperature methane crystals from Titan sealed in argon-filled quartz beads.
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Kepler-452b Star-Diffraction Prism
Kepler-452b Star-Diffraction Prism
£7,400
SiC crystal grown for 4 years on a deep-space probe; spins and throws rainbow fans.
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Io Volcanic Glass Letter Opener
Io Volcanic Glass Letter Opener
£750
Sulphur-rich volcanic glass blade from Io; razor-thin 0.15 mm edge.
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Ceres Ice-Core Whiskey Stone Set
Ceres Ice-Core Whiskey Stone Set
£660
Ceres primordial ice sealed in silica aerogel cubes that chill without melting.
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Lagrange Zero-G Finger Spinner
Lagrange Zero-G Finger Spinner
£1,100
Axis-free titanium ring with tungsten ball spins for 12 minutes—born in L1 micro-gravity.
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